my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
you’re hired
I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use
well theres a lot of social stigma tbh
that is so true..thank god there’s no social stigma pressuring girls to wear makeup..that would be crazy
Decolonizing your perception of beauty isn’t finding whites not attractive honestly that has nothing do with it it’s about expanding your definition of beauty to include brown/black people that don’t closely fit into the paradigm of Eurocentric beauty standards like you might not reblog a white boy every three seconds but if your blog is nothing but lightskin black girls with curly hair and small noses you not really decolonizing shit lol
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them
fun life hack: listen to girl group songs while u do ur makeup u will feel 9000 times better about urself and 102% of the time ur makeup will turn out incredible
makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
so many ugly straight men trying to drag girls for wearing makeup and drag girls for not wearing makeup and they haven’t washed their face since birth like shut up
Okay, so we all know that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist, right? But what if Clint was one as well.
I mean, can you imagine him and Nat on FaceTime together while he’s staking out some criminal and Nat’s getting ready for a function she has to go to under cover? They’re just casually chatting about how boring their missions are and halfway through the conversation Nat starts putting on her makeup and Clint just shakes his head and goes ‘Nat, we’ve talked about this, you need to frame your face; not just slap some foundation on and call it quits. Why aren’t you using the brushes I got you for Christmas?’ Etc.
And I don’t know guys, I just see makeup artist Clint trying to talk Thor into using eyeliner, and seeing pictures of the winter soldier and cringing at the eye makeup thing he has going on.
Makeup artist Clint trying to give Tony a makeover to cheer him up from ‘So was I.’
The press finding out about this, and doing a whole spread on it. And at first, Clint’s kind of embarrassed, but then MAC asks him to start working on a new makeup line with them, and asks if he’ll do some advertising with them. And he agrees, doing the work for it in between missions and while he’s in the quinjet and stuff. And he starts going to New York fashion week to oversee all the makeup before models go onto the catwalk and stuff.
Just makeup artist Clint, guys.
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because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice
“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.
This is so advanced tho.
